I love my Husband

After I got home from my baller baby shower, David and I were looking over all the loot and talking about the couple of things we still needed. One of them was a breast pump. Here's how that convo went down:

Moi: "I saw an automatic breast pump on sale at Target"
David: "Yeah? That's cool if you really want it"
Moi: "Yeah I really do"
David: "I thought you wanted to breastfeed her"
Moi: "I do, but I'd like for you to be able to take a couple of feedings too"
David: "Yeah, but you don't have to have a breast pump to do that"
Moi: silence...followed by an Excuse me?
David: "Yeah, you can just use your hands" -dead serious
Moi: ......................... "david, I'm not a cow"

Although the above photo may further the argument of woman being cowlike, it's hilarious. I love my husband.

Best Baby Shower Ever!

Seriously, friends, family, and team Talitha, y'all blew my mind! It was the most beautiful and fun day! The food made my baby ingest all of her amniotic fluid like five times and get hiccups it was so good. The gifts, the people, the sweet comments, and even the inappropriate ones, made my heart feel like it was going to explode. I'm so excited Talitha has so many fly aunts! I'm totally cool with her coming to anyone of you girls to talk about SDR and the inevitable lot. Y'all got my back! I'll never forget that day. Thank you so much! P.S. You guys clean up nice!

Bideo

Talitha likes the way her feet taste, apparently