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David-28yrs experience in being awesome, loves real fruit Popsicles. Lindsay-26yrs experience in being fabulous, loves the movie 9 to 5. Olive Oyl-3yrs experience in being shifty, loves to attack small children. Baby Talitha- Days experience in spitting up in hidden crevasses, and loves to get her diaper changed- sike!

Monday, August 3, 2009

I love my Husband, and his ridiculous comments!




To expound on my love for my husband, as my last post about him might have seemed a bit sarcastic to some, I'd like to share a story about his never ending faithfulness.
I was four months pregnant and at the height of my vomiting streak, and on the way to pick david up from his job at the Department of Children and Families. I hadn't shaved my legs in weeks, nor had I brushed my teeth in God knows how long because it made me vomit, and I was barefoot and in 3 day old pajamas when I went to pick him up. What a treat for my husband. I was also wicked constipated because well, i was pregnant. Why would I tell you this, because I have to explain why I'd just downed a gallon of prune juice before leaving. Anyway, I'm waiting outside in the car for D-rock to come out and I see before me the human embodiment of Jessica rabbit walk out the door of David's office and following behind her is my hero, david. I look at her,then I look at me in the rear view mirror and spasmodically attempted to brush straight my eyebrows and remove as much eye gunk as was possible before david got to the car... As soon as David got in the car he had the biggest smile on his face as if this "thing" he was looking at was somewhat pleasing. He leaned over to give me a big kiss and just as he did, that gallon of prune juice came bellowing forth with the strength of a thousand daemons. Luckily I'd come prepared with a winn dixie plastic grocery bag. Reduce reuse recycle bias! Anyway, the reason I love my husband is because he's made me feel more beautiful throughout this pregnancy than I've felt in my whole life. AND no jessica rabbit's scare me! Oh and I've since brushed my teeth and shaved my legs. I don't want to press my luck! I love you D-rock!

4 comments:

  1. i think you should write a book..you are so funny!

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  2. it was realy me, suzy, who said that but i send out weird waves of energy that disable computers so it goofs up.

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  3. Hey this is really me now (Mike). Hilarious story!!

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David-29yrs experience in being awesome, loves real fruit Popsicles. Lindsay-26yrs experience in being fabulous, loves the movie 9 to 5. Baby- 4 months experience in being chubby and cute, loves to grab dangerous objects and insert them into her mouth.